• WarmSoda
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    10 months ago

    It’s true. This man has no dick.

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      10 months ago

      He has like 18000 children.

      Plenty of awesome people are dick-free, and being dick-ful in no way suggests competence or any other positive trait.

      Edit: ITT: omg tech bros are so toxic Also ITT: dick measuring

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          10 months ago

          It seems like it was a joke. A joke that easily upsets women and anybody else without a dick. I’m not saying it upset me, but it’s very obvious to see why it would not be received well

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            10 months ago

            Dude what. How thin-skinned does someone need to be to get upset over a joke like that from a random person on the internet?

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            10 months ago

            Does it upset those people? Or are you just making shit up for no reason?

            It’s a quick one liner from a movie in the 80’s. Please share with us all these people that have been upset about it since then.

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        10 months ago

        Although unlikely, it’s possible he has testicles they harvested sperm from and doesn’t actually have a dick. Although, I think it’s far more likely he has a micro penis that’s barely functional, that he uses to impregnate women he’s somehow conned into tolerating him.

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          10 months ago

          You spend a lot of time thinking about this dudes genitals.

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            10 months ago

            You don’t spend nights awake wondering what Elons dick looks like? Guess I need therapy.