He’s already persona non grata with MAGA. That ship has sailed, Mike; it’s over the fucking horizon, buddy. TBH, if he’d taken a hard stance and has been saying “yeah, bitch, that’s right, I alone saved democracy and prevented a civil war*, die mad about it”, I’d like him a lot more, I’d even consider him a serious contender for the GOP candidacy. But Mike can’t seem to decide who he is. One day he wakes up and it’s right back to simpering up to Trump and MAGA, and the next day he wakes up and lets MAGA know that he’s got the world’s biggest case of Ligma. Which is it, Mike: are you a crony with a spine that’s weaker than Raditz, or are you a democracy saving, woman avoiding, sigma grinding badass?
*I know that Mike alone didn’t save democracy, but, speaking as someone who’s never voted Republican his whole life, it’s undeniable that Mike played a crucial role in the outcome of J6. It’s one of those few moments in history that really was balanced on the point of a knife and Pence did exactly the right thing by consistently refusing to play ball with these fucks.
He’s already persona non grata with MAGA. That ship has sailed, Mike; it’s over the fucking horizon, buddy. TBH, if he’d taken a hard stance and has been saying “yeah, bitch, that’s right, I alone saved democracy and prevented a civil war*, die mad about it”, I’d like him a lot more, I’d even consider him a serious contender for the GOP candidacy. But Mike can’t seem to decide who he is. One day he wakes up and it’s right back to simpering up to Trump and MAGA, and the next day he wakes up and lets MAGA know that he’s got the world’s biggest case of Ligma. Which is it, Mike: are you a crony with a spine that’s weaker than Raditz, or are you a democracy saving, woman avoiding, sigma grinding badass?
*I know that Mike alone didn’t save democracy, but, speaking as someone who’s never voted Republican his whole life, it’s undeniable that Mike played a crucial role in the outcome of J6. It’s one of those few moments in history that really was balanced on the point of a knife and Pence did exactly the right thing by consistently refusing to play ball with these fucks.