My significant other ate cucumbers and onion with some ranch. I called it a cucumber onion salad. She says there aren’t enough ingredients to call it a salad, because “it takes multiple ingredients”. I pointed out she had three and asked what the minimum is. She refuses to answer so I ask Lemmy.

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    10 months ago

    Lettuce alone is sufficient, but not necessary. As soon as you omit lettuce it takes multiple ingredients.

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        10 months ago

        Ha! You beat me to it. My dad loved that joke.

        “Do you have honeymoon salad?”

        “What’s honeymoon salad?”

        “Lettuce alone, without dressing.”

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          10 months ago

          More like, “been married for 30 years salad”, amirite?? /BoomerHumor

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            10 months ago

            I mean, the lettuce might be wilted but as long as you wash it I guess it’s fine. Not like they’ve been feasting, so they’re probably famished.

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      10 months ago

      Also the conditions for a salad grow stronger. If there’s lettuce there’s no worry about adding hot ingredients but if it’s a potato salad you’re only making fancy mashed potatoes if it’s hot.