• ezures@lemmy.wtf
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      9 months ago

      “Snipin’s a good job, mate! It’s challengin’ work, outta doors. I guarantee you’ll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, long as there’s two people left in the forest, someone is gonna want someone dead.”

      “I think the onceler saw me.”

      [A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Lorax.]

      “Yes, yes he did”

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        Lorax: Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes who chop down trees with an axe.