I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.

  • XEAL
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    1 year ago

    Undepressable man? Optimism man? Anti-anxiety man?

    If those are too good, then: Instant death man

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      1 year ago

      If you mean unfailing suicide man, the it is b-tier.

      If perfect kill man, then you are more powerful than any hero that fought against Thanos and you could have instakilled him.

      Then again instant death man combined with absolute pasifism, i.e. will never kill anyone: back to b-tier

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        1 year ago

        I meant self-death, but the name was a bit too long

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          1 year ago

          Just gonna pop in here, are you okay? It’s totally fine if you’re not. To tell the world the truth I’ve been going through another small depressive episode with a little bit of suicidal idealization and it seems to me like you are too. If you are, just know that the world is a better place with you in it.

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            1 year ago

            No worries, it’s just a constant pessimistic buzz in my head.