• yuri
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    9 months ago

    How long until Texas declares independence? I’m so hyped to see how they plan on feeding people with just cotton and cattle.

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      9 months ago

      Maybe they can eat their guns?

      I guess their children are already, judging by the “most common causes of death for American teenagers” charts.

      I wonder how many of them said the gun was to “keep their family safe” and taught their children how to load and fire the round that killed them?Maybe they were “keeping their family safe” from a gay or trans sibling?

      Yeah, fuck em. Offer refugee status to anyone who applies and then guard their wall with all the intelligence, tolerance and understanding they’ve shown others.

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      9 months ago

      Damn it I knew we had too many people moving in. Can we just kick Austin out?

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        8 months ago

        Why do you find it acceptable to say grotesquely evil statements like this? The people of Austin are civilians, citizens of our nation. The government should not force people to move on a whim or based on their political opinion. That’s tyranny.

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          8 months ago

          What are you a Zoomer? Do you not see blatant sarcasm when it’s in front of you? Or do you need a /s for that?

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          8 months ago

          Its a joke. Its a bit like sawing off Florida letting it float into the Atlantic.