• saltnotsugar
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    8 months ago

    (Goes through a phone maze to get the option you need, then the robot voice comes on)

    “OUR STAFF CAN HANDLE THAT REQUEST TUESDAY THROUGH THURSDAYS BETWEEN 10AM AND 4PM. GOODBYE.”

    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Don’t forget the 2 minute preamble about how the options have changed, and how they value you as a customer.

      If some bad shit went down, it’s also a 30 second recording of “unprecedented times”.