Just wondering

  • oillut
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    8 months ago

    Schrödinger’s fart until proven otherwise

    • thefartographer
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      8 months ago

      As a professional Fartographer, I can confirm this is the correct answer. Sometimes you’re feeling confident that you’re hanging out with a fart, but then it comes out to you as poop.

      Then you have to tell it, “look, I still appreciate you as something I created, but I can’t support your choice of being poop.” And then you tell it that it has until the weekend to get out of your pants.

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      You can’t study it directly without bringing it out into the world and measuring it, but by doing so, it immediately collapses into a fart.