Otter@lemmy.ca to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 10 months agoI wish I could temporarily smell like whatever I wanted, as long as I had a sample of the smell with memessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down10
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareI wish I could temporarily smell like whatever I wanted, as long as I had a sample of the smell with meOtter@lemmy.ca to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square7fedilink
minus-squaremooglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoGranted. Every time you want to take a shit you smell like shit. Every time you want to eat you smell like the half digested food in your stomach. Everytime you want to fuck you smell like a romp in the decrepit sex pit at the local fuck shop.
minus-squarewebghost0101@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoLove it, its exactly what op asked for to the letter.
Granted. Every time you want to take a shit you smell like shit. Every time you want to eat you smell like the half digested food in your stomach. Everytime you want to fuck you smell like a romp in the decrepit sex pit at the local fuck shop.
Love it, its exactly what op asked for to the letter.