• thefartographer
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    8 months ago

    My sisters don’t believe me when I say something smells bad and they’re almost always surprised by just how bad it smells.

    You’re right, they absolutely believe him and believe it won’t be that bad.

    • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      “Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.” --George Carlin