corbin@infosec.pub to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoWindows PCs can't sleep properly, and Microsoft wants it that waywww.spacebar.newsexternal-linkmessage-square114fedilinkarrow-up1468arrow-down121cross-posted to: technology@lemmy.mltechnology@beehaw.org
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minus-squareRailcar8095linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·7 months agoMy company’s IT department: “hold my beer. Keep holding it. Now decrypting. Now opening spyware one to 20. Open random cmds that do nothing. Quick virus scan. An update? Better reboot in the next 5 min. The beer? It’s warm now”
minus-squareWrench@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 months agoAhh, yes. The unplanned lunch break when you need a hard reboot because your environment is fucky. And that reboot after update is guaranteed, because you haven’t restarted in weeks due to how long it takes
minus-squarePantsofmagic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoAfter all that you get to tinker around with their shit VPN client that only works during one phase of the moon.
My company’s IT department: “hold my beer. Keep holding it. Now decrypting. Now opening spyware one to 20. Open random cmds that do nothing. Quick virus scan. An update? Better reboot in the next 5 min. The beer? It’s warm now”
Ahh, yes. The unplanned lunch break when you need a hard reboot because your environment is fucky.
And that reboot after update is guaranteed, because you haven’t restarted in weeks due to how long it takes
After all that you get to tinker around with their shit VPN client that only works during one phase of the moon.