illumrial@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months agoUnfortunately based on true eventslemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1638arrow-down19
arrow-up1629arrow-down1imageUnfortunately based on true eventslemmy.worldillumrial@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoJust put a butt plug in, you’ll be fine.
minus-squarepyrflielinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-27 months agoSo you want to make the problem twice as bad? It’s already a rectum destroyer. Delay only increases the size. This is an event that shatters porcelain with both weight and volume. An Augur is the solution after the fact.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoUse an extra large one or two in a pinch.
minus-squarepyrflielinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoLike trying to block an avalanche with a pebble. Just provides a little grit.
“Don’t do it, please.” - Your Butthole
Just put a butt plug in, you’ll be fine.
So you want to make the problem twice as bad? It’s already a rectum destroyer.
Delay only increases the size.
This is an event that shatters porcelain with both weight and volume.
An Augur is the solution after the fact.
Use an extra large one or two in a pinch.
Like trying to block an avalanche with a pebble. Just provides a little grit.