From the Outlook Android app

  • gregorumEnglish
    781·
    5 months ago

    WE VALUE YOUR PRIVACY!*

    *no we don’t. not even a little.

    • _danny@lemmy.world
      65·
      5 months ago

      No, I think they’re being literal. There is value that they want in your privacy.

    • h3ndrik@feddit.de
      25·
      5 months ago
      • We value your privacy (in a twisted way)
      • Our company’s value (increases with access to) your privacy

      Or the idea of the title and text was to create a paradox like: The following statement is true. // The preceding statement is false.