After returning to her home planet Pandora, infamous outlaw Lilith is given a dangerous mission and forms an alliance (and potential friendship) with other criminals, including former mercenary Roland, demolitionist Tiny Tina and her protector Krieg, insane scientist Tannis, and the wisecracking robot Claptrap. The mission: find and protect the missing (and important) daughter of a powerful man named Atlas. But things may not be as they seem, as the girl holds the key to great power that can change the fate of the universe.
This looks like someone had a half-finished script floating around, and tossed a coat of Borderlands paint over it after letting ChatGPT shit out a summary.
I held out some tiny sliver of hope that it would be so bad, it turned enjoyable, but that left me absolutely empty.
I was thinking to myself: could this be this generation’s Ishtar? Hudson Hawk?
So much on-screen talent, all for something so excruciating unfunny.
Wait one dang minute, what’s wrong with Hudson Hawk?