• thefartographer
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    8 months ago

    You’re too focused on the toilet: a secondary issue. I’m focused on the primary problem, which is cramming a meat knot so forcefully into my bowels that the only solution is to chase it with fiber powder mixed in hot butter.

    Although, you might have a point… You think a butt-plunger might be more efficient? Which side should I use to tackle the problem? I’m guessing sucky end for business and handle for party?