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Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don’t tell anyone I handed you this card

With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs

This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family

extendedlungs@gmail.com

  • Fixbeat@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    How does this work? Does he stretch your lungs or graft cadaver lungs on to yours? Maybe edits your dna??

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      1 year ago

      Everyone has the potential to have Long Lung, Dr simply shows your lung the potential they always have had inside them.