pray tell
For demanding an answer. In my opinion, it adds a friendly layer of irony, indicating that you cannot see a possible reason for something :
And pray tell, what purpose does it serve? 🙄
Half Sisyphus, half rolling stone.
Describes self sabotaging tendencies (while showing good will and effort).
I thought you quit smoking last month – yea, half Sisyphus, half rolling stone🥲
Aussie here. A classic bit of slang is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”.
I also enjoy the word “nonosecond”, which is the moment immediately after you realise you’ve fucked up.
I’m imagining someone saying “well, I’m not heah ta fook spidas” with an aussie accent and it fits perfectly.