Geordi, I have recently felt a new human urge. It is something called, “rip and tear.”
Would you happen to know anything about this?
Oh no! Crysis crashed data. Quick update his cuda cores by reversing the the volatile random memory polarity. Maybe we can transduce quantum eddy currents in his neural matrix, and force his optical neurotronics to revert to a safe state?
Nah … too hard … just flash a new personality into the system and restart from scratch
Data springs to his feet, ripping the programming cable from his head. Sprinting down the hallway, Geordi in tow, he ducks into the nearest holodeck.
Geordi: Data, what are you doing?
Data is tapping away at the console near the holodeck arch at superhuman speed. His hands are a blur to Geordi, as he furiously loads a huge amount of information into the holodeck computer. He suddenly halts, and looks to his friend.
Data: Computer, initiate program doom episode one, mission one. Difficulty, nightmare.
Geordi: Data, I’m not sure that’s a good idea…
Data: Geordi, it is time to rip and tear. Computer, set safety protocols off.
My post didn’t get me itching to play Doom but you? Congrats. You’ve got me re-downloading Doom (2016). I wonder if I’m still worthy of my Slayer rank/outfit in the multiplayer…
You’re welcome. Have fun storming the castle.
I did. I ended up in either first or second place for most of the matches.
Daddy hasn’t lost it.
Now I feel weird for calling myself Daddy.
Now I feel weird for calling myself Daddy.
As far as I can tell, around here, you’re pretty much everyone’s Meme Daddy. I say, run with it.
…
I do not know how to feel about this
…Daddy?
what have i done
Later that episode: Data’s dream program integrated the Doom programming and Data replicates a machine gun and massacres the whole ship.
Data would probably choose either a double barreled shotgun or even better yet the BFG-9000.
Data would just rip and tear everyone’s guts out with his bare hands.
Well, it seems to be working, but there’s one problem…all of the demons have been replaced with Joe Piscopo!
I don’t know why, but the image of Data tweaking his nipples to change volume just leapt into my head.
I blame all of you for this.
… And how do we get into the EQ settings?
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