Hypothetically, if a colleague has repeatedly demonstrated the utter lack of reading comprehension skills (like pulling the same door labelled “push” for the hundredth time), what job could one suggest for them where this “disability” wouldn’t be detrimental?
Hey, it was a suggestion 🤷.
My real advice would actually be to try and work on using his brain, but that might be a lost cause, since OP went straight to “f that, just find me a job that this guy can do and not cause a nuclear hollocaust”.