I got goblin warlock

EDIT: I am making all the characters in DALLE until I run out of boosts

Sorry guys, I’m out. It was a lot of fun!

    • Doug [he/him]@midwest.socialEnglish
      22·
      1 year ago

      Your spells are dadisms

      “Walk it off” - cure light wounds

      “If I told you once I told you a thousand times…” - command

      “Great job, kiddo” - bless

      “What you’re gonna wanna do is…” - guidance

      You get the idea

      • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldEnglish
        7·
        1 year ago

        Oh I’m here for this.

        "They don’t make them like they used to. " -mending

        “I know a guy…” -commune

        “Not under my roof…” -banishment

        “You call that music? This is music!” -toll the dead

        “You see the game last weekend?” -fast friends

        “He’s not sleeping. He’s just resting his eyes…” - gentle repose

        “Where’d you have it last?” -locate object

        “You know I was quite the athlete when I was your age…” -freedom of movement

        Hey, Dungeons and Daddies, are you reading this gold?