InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-210 months agoWho is this - wrong answers only.hexbear.netimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up127arrow-down1imageWho is this - wrong answers only.hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-210 months agomessage-square20fedilinkfile-text
If you want your ears to melt - Secretary Antony Blinken Plays and Sings Muddy Watters “Hoochie Coochie Man” - YouTube
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoHe walks into the room with his acoustic guitar. Under her breath she says “Oh, god - no.” “Honey, before we have sex I would like to play a song for y—” “Is it a blues song?” “It is entitled ‘Blinken’s White Man Blues’.” “Sounds wonderful.” “Pardon? I couldn’t hear you for you appeared to be speaking to your left armpit.” “It would be wonderful.” “Blinken carries a burden… Like Hercule Poirot I am using illeism to—” “We talked about this many times already. First the song. Then the analysis. Okay.” “Okay. Blinken carries a burden. / It’s a heeeeavvvvvvy burden. / The heeeeavvvvvviest…”
He walks into the room with his acoustic guitar. Under her breath she says “Oh, god - no.”
“Honey, before we have sex I would like to play a song for y—”
“Is it a blues song?”
“It is entitled ‘Blinken’s White Man Blues’.”
“Sounds wonderful.”
“Pardon? I couldn’t hear you for you appeared to be speaking to your left armpit.”
“It would be wonderful.”
“Blinken carries a burden… Like Hercule Poirot I am using illeism to—”
“We talked about this many times already. First the song. Then the analysis. Okay.”
“Okay. Blinken carries a burden. / It’s a heeeeavvvvvvy burden. / The heeeeavvvvvviest…”