Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agoMike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Videowww.rollingstone.comexternal-linkmessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down11file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.world
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minus-squareregul [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·1 year agoSpyware on the Speaker of the House’s phone, you say?
minus-squareRefurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 year agoDon’t worry. There is a zero percent chance that it could ever be exploited to where a third party could gain remote access to the Speaker’s electronic devices to monitor his internet activity. The app he’s using is secure. Source: Trust me, bro
minus-squareAernaLingus [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoTime to get maia arson crimew on the case
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Spyware on the Speaker of the House’s phone, you say?
Don’t worry. There is a zero percent chance that it could ever be exploited to where a third party could gain remote access to the Speaker’s electronic devices to monitor his internet activity. The app he’s using is secure.
Source: Trust me, bro
Time to get maia arson crimew on the case