After the untimely explosive diarrhea death of that dumb bitch, FakeNews is accepting applications for a freelance journalist
Send your resume and a sample article directly to a trashcan for consideration
Removed Comment Yessir, Mr. Carlson! by Pluto [he/him, he/him]
reason: Pluto isn’t a planet
but you’re a fakenews mod, so clearly this means you think pluto is a planet
checkmate, GayTuckerCarlson
Can I be a moderator pls I promise to abuse my powers
Fakenews doesn’t hire women
gonna do self transphobia to myself so i can get hired smh
She died as she lived, on the toilet
Hexbear in mourning
I died too and ran into her in hell and she was having a ball with His Dark Majesty, so nobody should be concerned, she’s doing okay
I won’t speak ill of the dead but imagine dying lol skill issue
can i have her mod position? i want to post fake news
😔
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@Melina@hexbear.net
Logging into @regularassbitch@hexbear.net’s account for a bit was not okay. 😔She was an endothelial being 😔
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Amber
Amber.
Amber
Amber.
Jasper
Yes?
Noooo not the fancy dog user
Fa Kenews will never be the same. Float on!
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Cooking Italian with Joe is shutting down because its view counts and olive oil sales have suddenly cratered overnight. Joe’s family is moving back to his native Greece.
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