Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agoI knew there was something I didn't like about Komodo dragons.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1720arrow-down121
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minus-squareMallard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·edit-28 months agoGosh, there are so many punchlines that would work better than this, that don’t judge others or insult a group for no reason. “And I don’t recycle” “And I don’t flush public toilets” “And I don’t share chocolates at the staff Christmas party.”
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down3·8 months agoJust heads up, mallards rape other ducks and fuck dead ducks so if you’re going to be oddly prudish about Nickleback hatred you should check your own username first.
minus-squareMallard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·8 months agoIt’s also a Choo-Choo that goes well fast, though! 🚂 And prudishness specifically refers to sexual matters, right? You must like Nickelback in a different kind of way, I guess.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoThere you go insulting a whole group of people who like to stick Nickelback up their asses. How does it feel to be a hypocrite?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoYour first comment was much more interesting, it’s a shame you edited it to this boring statement.
Gosh, there are so many punchlines that would work better than this, that don’t judge others or insult a group for no reason.
“And I don’t recycle”
“And I don’t flush public toilets”
“And I don’t share chocolates at the staff Christmas party.”
Just heads up, mallards rape other ducks and fuck dead ducks so if you’re going to be oddly prudish about Nickleback hatred you should check your own username first.
It’s also a Choo-Choo that goes well fast, though!
🚂
And prudishness specifically refers to sexual matters, right? You must like Nickelback in a different kind of way, I guess.
There you go insulting a whole group of people who like to stick Nickelback up their asses.
How does it feel to be a hypocrite?
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Your first comment was much more interesting, it’s a shame you edited it to this boring statement.