DragonWasabi@monyet.cc to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWhile half-asleep, I heard and saw my door creak and open wide. Then when I woke up later, it was fully closed. Is it possible I hallucinated it?message-squaremessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up171arrow-down17
arrow-up164arrow-down1message-squareWhile half-asleep, I heard and saw my door creak and open wide. Then when I woke up later, it was fully closed. Is it possible I hallucinated it?DragonWasabi@monyet.cc to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squareSourWeasel@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year ago …they won’t be able to fix the tape even if they close the door when they leave. Jokes on you, I didn’t leave. I just re-tape the door before I hide under people’s bed.
minus-squareFrostyTrichs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoYou’re about to be treated to a symphony of flatulence that one might compare to the sounds of repeatedly fisting a jar of mayonnaise.
Jokes on you, I didn’t leave. I just re-tape the door before I hide under people’s bed.
You’re about to be treated to a symphony of flatulence that one might compare to the sounds of repeatedly fisting a jar of mayonnaise.