It’s been a while since we’ve had a bit of fun with anagrams like Old Bighorn and Labia Romp etc., so I decided to use Inge’s Anagram Maker to help me create some new names for the boys. Some didn’t turn out too good, while others has had me laughing for a good while. Most should be easy to guess, but I’ve added their actual names in spoiler tags just in case. Enjoy!

GK:
Leonard Samara - >!Aaron Ramsdale!<
Aviary Dad - >!David Raya!<
Hire Lank - >!Karl Hein!<

DEF:
Benjie Whitman - >!Benjamin White!<
Labia Williams - >!William Saliba!<
A Gerbil - >!Gabriel!<
Brie Jim Turner - >!Jurrien Timber!<
Diane Schnorkel Zonk - >!Oleksandr Zinchenko!<
AI Autonomy Hikers - >!Takehiro Tomiyasu!<
Boki Jar Wiki - >!Jakub Kiwior!<
Recess Cardio - >!Cedric Soares!<

MIDFIELD:
Hot Paymaster - >!Thomas Partey!<
Omelet Whimsier - >!Emile Smith Rowe!<
Giro John - >!Jorginho!<
Avie Bio Fair - >!Fabio Vieira!<
Homemade Lenny - >!Mohamed Elneny!<
Dance Relic - >!Declan Rice!<
Ravi The Zak - >!Kai Havertz!<
Animator Edgard - >!Martin Odegaard (Since the Ø makes it impossible to do in English)!<

ATTACK:
Bus a Yak Oak - >!Bukayo Saka!<
Grass Jubilee - >!Gabriel Jesus!<
Gilbertina Mirelli - >!Gabriel Martinelli!<
Kathie Neddie - >!Eddie Nketiah!<
Sonora Straddler - >!Leandro Trossard!<
Lens Seniors - >!Reiss Nelson!<