It’s been a while since we’ve had a bit of fun with anagrams like Old Bighorn and Labia Romp etc., so I decided to use Inge’s Anagram Maker to help me create some new names for the boys. Some didn’t turn out too good, while others has had me laughing for a good while. Most should be easy to guess, but I’ve added their actual names in spoiler tags just in case. Enjoy!
GK:
Leonard Samara - >!Aaron Ramsdale!<
Aviary Dad - >!David Raya!<
Hire Lank - >!Karl Hein!<
DEF:
Benjie Whitman - >!Benjamin White!<
Labia Williams - >!William Saliba!<
A Gerbil - >!Gabriel!<
Brie Jim Turner - >!Jurrien Timber!<
Diane Schnorkel Zonk - >!Oleksandr Zinchenko!<
AI Autonomy Hikers - >!Takehiro Tomiyasu!<
Boki Jar Wiki - >!Jakub Kiwior!<
Recess Cardio - >!Cedric Soares!<
MIDFIELD:
Hot Paymaster - >!Thomas Partey!<
Omelet Whimsier - >!Emile Smith Rowe!<
Giro John - >!Jorginho!<
Avie Bio Fair - >!Fabio Vieira!<
Homemade Lenny - >!Mohamed Elneny!<
Dance Relic - >!Declan Rice!<
Ravi The Zak - >!Kai Havertz!<
Animator Edgard - >!Martin Odegaard (Since the Ø makes it impossible to do in English)!<
ATTACK:
Bus a Yak Oak - >!Bukayo Saka!<
Grass Jubilee - >!Gabriel Jesus!<
Gilbertina Mirelli - >!Gabriel Martinelli!<
Kathie Neddie - >!Eddie Nketiah!<
Sonora Straddler - >!Leandro Trossard!<
Lens Seniors - >!Reiss Nelson!<
Now we know how is that mouse gerbil
sonora straddler goes so hard
SONOORRAAAAAA STRRAAADDDDDLLLER❗️❗️
The best centre back partnership in the league, Labia Williams and a gerbil
My Arsenal group chat is named Old Bighorn because of a former post like this
I’m too tired to figure it out. What was it an anagram for?
Bro I just came home from Uni and have been laughing at Diane Shnorkel Zonk for a solid 5 minutes omds 😭😭😭😭😭
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One of the best posts I’ve seen on this sub. This was absolutely brilliant mate 😂👏
Can we have one for the women squad too? Lmao
Thanks I’ll use these for my fpl team name next season
Labia Williams
That’s a violation
Straight up pornstar name haha
Akita Hz thrives.
High effort post, thoroughly enjoyed
Diane Schnorkel Zonk has to be my favourite
Fully sent me into a 5 minute laughing fit on the Tube just now. I look like a mad man…
when Brie Jim Turner comes back the levels are going UP
‘Hot Paymaster’, ‘Dance Relic’, and ‘Grass Jubilee’ are outstanding.
I legitimately laughed for a solid 5 minutes at ‘Hot Paymaster’. Also, before proofreading and seeing that it sadly didn’t fit, Martin Ødegaard was at some point ‘Tango Admirer’ and I’m so annoyed it didn’t fit.
That would fit so well, as Odegaards girl is a former pro dancer and probably does the tango pretty well.
That would have been so good lol