As a member of the Italian community, I have observed my fellow Italians take their vespas to the bunga bunga sex parties drunk on breakfast wine and fermented pizza juices. Those filthy, dirty mediterraneans will submerge themselves in a sewer pipe just for a few coins or a chance to eat a mushroom. I have seen them poking their own eyes out from gesturing too much when they have had a spicy meatball. No one will help them of course, because they’re all evil and in the mafia. Anyway, I agree with this poster that we all are just the best at taking constructive criticism. For example, if someone says “Great job! You’re the best!” we will take that to heart and keep doing what we’re doing, even if the person who said it is some kind of disgusting oregano-smelling member of the “Italian community”.
As a member of the Italian community, I have observed my fellow Italians take their vespas to the bunga bunga sex parties drunk on breakfast wine and fermented pizza juices. Those filthy, dirty mediterraneans will submerge themselves in a sewer pipe just for a few coins or a chance to eat a mushroom. I have seen them poking their own eyes out from gesturing too much when they have had a spicy meatball. No one will help them of course, because they’re all evil and in the mafia. Anyway, I agree with this poster that we all are just the best at taking constructive criticism. For example, if someone says “Great job! You’re the best!” we will take that to heart and keep doing what we’re doing, even if the person who said it is some kind of disgusting oregano-smelling member of the “Italian community”.