CR (Consumer Reports) - How to eat less plastic (February 2024 edition)

  • aesthelete@lemmy.worldOP
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    10 months ago

    …and the great news is that if you eat a heaping helping of plastic you’ll remain full forever!

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      10 months ago

      Not true. I’m told I’m eating and drinking multiple helpings of plastic every day and I still get hungry.

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        10 months ago

        It needs to be heaping, friend. Then you’ll never be hungry again, like this bird:

        warning: dead bird

        dead bird full of plastic

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          How could a bird live for any amount of time with that much plastic in it? I would think that one pointy pink piece alone would be enough to rupture their stomach and kill it

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            10 months ago

            Ever shot a grouse?

            I did as a wee human in the mountains and boy oh boy was I surprised at how much was in its belly when we cut it open.