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minus-squareBlack_Quajutsu@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up40·9 months agoI have my emotions off for some time now, how do I turn them on again?
minus-squareGluWulinkfedilinkarrow-up42·9 months agoThere’s a spot inside ur butt that’ll make you feel again. Get someone to press it and you’ll feel all sorts of ways.
minus-squarePelicanen@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·9 months agoNote: This button may not be present in about half the population.
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredomlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 months agoWhile true, a finger up the butt still makes that other half feel things
minus-squareXTL@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoThere may also be a workaround, but it’s more complicated.
minus-squareSombyr@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up18·9 months agoHave you tried developing severe bipolar disorder?
minus-squareBojimbo@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoTried that. Now numbness is interspersed with extreme recklessness
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoAm woman. Plucked a hair out of my chin yesterday and have no emotions. Am I doing this right?
minus-squareduplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·9 months agoSimple: just take more estrogen
I have my emotions off for some time now, how do I turn them on again?
There’s a spot inside ur butt that’ll make you feel again. Get someone to press it and you’ll feel all sorts of ways.
Note: This button may not be present in about half the population.
While true, a finger up the butt still makes that other half feel things
There may also be a workaround, but it’s more complicated.
Press it yourself coward.
Have you tried developing severe bipolar disorder?
Tried that. Now numbness is interspersed with extreme recklessness
Estrogen
Am woman. Plucked a hair out of my chin yesterday and have no emotions. Am I doing this right?
Simple: just take more estrogen