Kids are so cruel to him. Call him “Mike and Ike” “Mike Huckabee” “Mike is a loser name”. I wish I could go to his school and tell those kids off.
Mike is short for Micycle
My kids nickname is Mike as well. It’s short for “Michelangelo is a party dude. Teenage mutant ninja turtles. Teenage mutant ninja turtles.”
My wife was passed out from giving birth and I was eating edibles and watching cartoons with my headphones on. I was singing along to the song and they just assumed I was answering the question. They wouldn’t let me change the name because xxx_Sepiroth42069_xxx was already taken.
Funny I wanted to name my boy xxx_cloudstrife_xxx
no more half measures walter
Bike is short for Bichael
Teach Mike to hunt. Once Mike knows how to hunt, maybe Mike could get a relevant last name?
There’s one little brat named Ninja who mocks him mercilessly.
Is Ninja’s last name Turdle? Because he smells like poo
