Kids are so cruel to him. Call him “Mike and Ike” “Mike Huckabee” “Mike is a loser name”. I wish I could go to his school and tell those kids off.

  • Deadend [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    10 months ago

    My kids nickname is Mike as well. It’s short for “Michelangelo is a party dude. Teenage mutant ninja turtles. Teenage mutant ninja turtles.”

    My wife was passed out from giving birth and I was eating edibles and watching cartoons with my headphones on. I was singing along to the song and they just assumed I was answering the question. They wouldn’t let me change the name because xxx_Sepiroth42069_xxx was already taken.