Listen, if the Oscars had ever been good, Ninja 3: The Domination would have won one for coolest shit ever put to film but it didn’t and the Oscars don’t even have that award so fuck em
it’s a breathing technique called Strengthpower. that’s like one of the first things they teach you at the Butch Jenkins School of Ninjas-Sanford campus. right after Golf Ball Crush and Helicopter Takedowns.
I wish someone made a movie that’s basically just 90 minutes of this. Just some dude cheesily dispatching ever-increasingly militarized cops for an hour and a half until they’re sending fighter jets after him and at the end he parries a nuke and fights the president in martial combat
Listen, if the Oscars had ever been good, Ninja 3: The Domination would have won one for coolest shit ever put to film but it didn’t and the Oscars don’t even have that award so fuck em
Isn’t that the movie with the V-8 sex scene?
Yes
my stepdad asked me to go golfing with him and his friends, and i basically did all of this, so now i don’t get invited anymore.
Good job killing two dozen cops
How’d you survive getting shot repeatedly by shotguns and machine guns?
it’s a breathing technique called Strengthpower. that’s like one of the first things they teach you at the Butch Jenkins School of Ninjas-Sanford campus. right after Golf Ball Crush and Helicopter Takedowns.
I wish someone made a movie that’s basically just 90 minutes of this. Just some dude cheesily dispatching ever-increasingly militarized cops for an hour and a half until they’re sending fighter jets after him and at the end he parries a nuke and fights the president in martial combat
You could just play Metal Gear Rising, it’s 75% of the way there.
I know, it rules. One of my fave games of all time.
That would be the best possible movie
This is literally a planned arc in my webcomic
Ok that is really cool but have you seen this masterpiece?
That is pretty great
If you love awful movies like i do then check it out! that whole movie delivers the goods.
At this point we just need to post goofy action scenes.
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