BRB, I need to take a fuck.
First ya gotta find someone that’ll give a fuck.
Hol’ up…
Would you like some making fuck berserker
“Double dumbass on you.”
Colorful metaphors
Sometimes it’s fun to shit around with language.
Those are all things I would say.
Jeff?
Jeff isn’t here but I can take a message…
I love doing this. Story time: my dad didn’t curse when I was growing up, so when he did it was hilarious. I still remember him coming in my room, looking around, and saying “Boy, this room looks like damnit!” It has stuck with me and I still use it incorrectly all the time.
I was at church camp, hanging out with someone who I thought was my cool new friend at the time. So I was comfortable swearing around him (for the first time in my life.) Some other younger kids were around and annoying us, so I tried on a new phrase “Shut up your shit!” One of the adults heard me and said something about not wanting to hear that kind of language again. I was ashamed until today. I feel better about it now for some reason.
I don’t know why, but this made me chuckle!
Related: this clip from Donnie Darko of siblings being masters of rhetoric 😂
That is hilarious. Thanks for sharing.
You’re very welcome 😁
Mother… shitter… sonofa… ass
Mother removed!
What are you, the reverse CPS?
Lol. It edited the profanity out of my post. Idk why.
Fair enough lol. Maybe your instance has one of those moronic auto-filters to protect us all against the horrors of colorful language?
I think it’s actually this instance that filtered it, because I have used profanity quite often on my instance. Or perhaps it’s the specific word I used. What I typed is what the Indian convenience store clerk yells at Will Smith and Martin Lawrence when he pulls a gun on them in the Bad Boys movie.
Not having seen the movie for a couple decades, I’m just going to guess: “Mother Mary”? 😛
Mother b*tches!
