EVERYTHING I DON’T LIKE IS… checks notes IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL…BECAUSE…BECAUSE… checks notes MY DEAD IMAGINARY FRIENDS NEVER HEARD OF IT SO THERE 😝

, but I take no pleasure in it.

Trader Joe’s

Reactionary Joe’s

Whole Foods to buy Trader Joe’s

MY VEGAN SWEDISH FISH RIPOFFS

ILL KILL YOU FOR THIS SLIGHT TRADER JOES, MARK MY WORDS. YOU HAVE MADE A VERY ANNOYING ENEMY. SEND ME A LIFETIMES SUPPLY OF “SCANDINAVIAN SWIMMERS” AND THE PISSING WILL STOP.

daily reminder that slavery is explicitly constitutional

i argue that every trader joe exec should be shot

Next up: experiencing joy without spending money is unconstitutional

Once again costco stays winning.