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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 months ago

the Mistral SIMBAD system is peak noncredible, two Manpads taped together and manually operated

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the Mistral SIMBAD system is peak noncredible, two Manpads taped together and manually operated

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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • Milk_Sheikh
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    Les CIWS lacks a certain… élan that Pierre brings to the table

    • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works
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      He’s good for the esprit de corps.

      • GreatCornolio@lemmy.world
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        Honhon

    • EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      jenesaisquoi

  • Gork
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    Give 'em the one two 🥖🥖

    • GreatCornolio@lemmy.world
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      C’est la vie

  • Rognaut@lemmy.world
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    Close in Weapon System system.

    • halendos@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Like the ATM machine

      • Guest_User@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        Let me just enter my PIN number

  • _xDEADBEEF
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    FIRE ZE MISSILES!

    • MrStankov@lemmy.world
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      But I’m le tired …

      • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksM
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        ZEN TAKE UN NAP AND ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

  • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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    Spicy baguette launcher is peak NCD

  • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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    simBAD indeed.

  • raoul@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Vazi pierrot!

  • crispy_kilt@feddit.de
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    France, baise ouais!

    Aux aaaaaarmes, citoyeeeens, formeeeeez vos battaillooooons…

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      “France, kiss us?”

      • crispy_kilt@feddit.de
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        It’s a literal translation of “america, fuck yeah!”

        Translation programs can’t make sense of it because it’s a literal word-for-word translation, not an anologous one.

        • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksM
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          Thanks! I learned!

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    This guy is about to become the greatest French conqueror since Attila the Honhonhon.

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    Evil baguettes evil.

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