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Just don’t lick the residue and you’ll be just fine
This guy pisses in plants
God they’re so fucking dumb.
That literally just emboldens the opposing side into fighting that much harder. Textbook dipshits
Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…
Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick
It’s yeast production on your dogs skin 🥰🐕
It’s weird when you see a random picture on the internet… And you know exactly where that photo was taken as you’ve been there before.
This one is one of those for me
Cabazon California… Just outside of the Palm Springs area.
About 1.5 hours SE of Los Angeles
Pro-tip: if you choose to wipe your ass with babywipes/gendered moist towellets… Don’t flush them.
Holy fuck. The button press edit got me lmao
Jfc at least it was instant
The tired anti-capitalist’s review of bioshock lmao
Toilet bomb
Hey guys! New copypasta just dropped!!
It’s so new, it’s not even on this list from 2016 (it was finished 2018)
Dicks out for the sun guys
you chose this
It was something like 2% of the population that actually voted for her… Just dumbass election laws made it easy for them to put in a fascist
I base the joke quality on how much of a groan my wife makes…
This one is pretty damn good lmao