I haven’t darkened the door of a Best Buy or heard anything about “Geek Squad” in so long I kind of assumed Geek Squad wasn’t a thing any more.

I’ve gotten so many of these.

…has been successfully renewed

then

…is about to renew…

And that next sentence is a doozy.

Sometimes I’m glad English is the confusing and nuanced mess that it is. Makes the low-effort scams stick out like a sore thumb.