corrupt scotus justices: we’re strict constitutionalists. if it says it in the constitution, it’s the law. if it doesn’t say it in the constitution, it’s not the law

the constitution: …well-organized militia…

corrupt scotus justices: no not like that

the constitution: …equal protection under the law…

corrupt scotus justices: no not like that

the constitution: …against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause…

corrupt scotus justices: no not like that

the constitution: slavery is legal

corrupt scotus justices: that’s more what we were thinking…