• frustratedphagocytosis@kbin.social
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      5 months ago

      I’m conflicted about it because their blatantly fake plates attract the attention of traffic cops and they take WAY longer to process while they monologue about insane shit, so it increases the odds of me not getting caught speeding

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        Just don’t speed. Please. (reasonably)

        If anything, it keeps the cops from harassing or killing people.

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        Another way not to get caught speeding is by not speeding. Leads to a lower risk to get into an accident too, so it’s a win win.

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    5 months ago

    SovCits saw Parks and Rec and thought “I am Ron Swanson now, this is my thing” and never watched the bit with his redemption arc.

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        I think the cop in this post is doing an absolute stellar job here, being polite and patient with an utterly insane loony nutcake, foaming at the mouth “You knowww nurrthing Imma statuhhh Nachonallll”

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    these cops are being very difficult

    In this episode, a sovereign citizen learns about the existence of police.

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    Asking a cop if they’re 100% following the law is hilarious. Cops are not lawyers, and I don’t even think lawyers would honestly affirm yes to that question.