“Come in Meal Team Six, we need a SITREP!”
“Hamberder supply exhausted, send backup!”
I can’t believe someone captured a photo of Trump exercising. Accidentally, but still. I didn’t know he had it in him to climb a hill!
His own personal Vietnam
Little squirts with each step
Understandable, considering he was born on top of the hill, and spent the next eight decades coasting down its slope
Hey-oh!
It looks like the photo is rotated, he’s actually fallen and he can’t get up.
How do you even get into this position on a golf course? Wouldn’t a ball that went down a ravine be declared lost?
Guarantee he insists on unlimited mulligans, but only for him, because he owns the course, but still isn’t athletic enough to fucking golf.
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I read an article written by someone who has played golf with him. They said he cheats a lot, which is silly because he’s actually pretty good. But he cheats because he’s a cheater, not because he’s not good at the game. Anyone who cheats at golf cheats at everything else too.
Maybe because he gets a thrill from the act of cheating itself, and similarly lying, regardless of whether he benefits from it?
He must’ve actually paid for the ball somehow
This hole is a parfait.
