• thefartographer
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    9 months ago

    When I was a kid, our closet neighbor was Uncle Ron. My dad said he was imaginary, but I’m pretty sure he was real cuz he had a motorcycle named Mustache that he and my mom would ride around the neighborhood after they’d give me $20 to go see a movie. One time, my mom got so hot that she passed out and that’s why Uncle Ron was saving her life when I walked into the room.