They’re gonna try stick it up their butt and end up in ER
Hmm. You raise a fair point. On the other hand, it’s probably healthier than buttchugging, so it’ll save them from that.
Or do the kids even do that anymore? Maybe buttchugging ended around 2017. Hopefully.
Do I want to know what buttchugging is?
If you suspected that it’s a term for funneling alcoholic beverages into your ass, for direct absorption through the intestinal tissue, you would be correct.
Ive learned not to assume things. Not in this economy.
I’m building a tiki bar, and a Horga’hn is high on my wishlist of decorations
I wonder if you could modify the 3D printer file, so that it’s secretly also a cocktail shaker.
EDIT: “Can I interest anyone in a Jamaharon on the Beach?”
Be careful with that edit line. I’d say yes and be super disappointed in a drink.
Personally, I’d design it to secretly house a rocks glass under a removable top bit, or embed a flask in the body with a hidden cap. Most 3D-printed pieces are very unsafe to eat/drink from, FYI. 😳
This should be flagged NSFW
