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Walking into the kitchen at 5am only to step in room temperature cat barf is worse.
Is it worse when you immediately realise, or when you’ve got socks on and manage to spread it a few feet before the moist soaks through to your skin?
Finally! Something I can relate to… having 2 kids and a dog and stepping into the mystery water is even more interesting because now you have to find out wtf you even stepped in. It’s water… if you’re lucky.
If it’s only water.
I still think accidentally getting poop on your finger while wiping is way worse.
Was looking at my phone in a parking lot yesterday and bird shit falls from the sky directly onto my phone hand…
It’s time to amputate…
That feel when you slip and somehow end up near a hill
