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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

What is a discreet way of waking myself?

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What is a discreet way of waking myself?

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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

I need to get up without waking the wife and kids, I got a smartwatch to vibrate and it woke her. The alarm is always going to wake the house.

Is there anything else?

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Get some kind of gas you can puff out at your wife to make her fall back asleep.
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  Create a mat that you lay on with parallel copper lines, attach it to a tazer circuit and an audrino. Replace alarm speaker with audrino.
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    Just keep a taser by the bed so when she wakes up you can paralyze her so she won’t accidentally go to work.
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