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    4 months ago

    You’re, like, the third person to say that to me this week. Look, I promise you, nothing bad will happen, just pull my finger! IT’LL BE FUNNY!

    I PROMISE!!!

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        4 months ago

        Fucking narc. Joke’s on you, I actually pooped my pants while I was waiting for your kid to pull my finger, so I actually wanted to go home anyway!