• taanegl@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Introducing frimdom. It’s better than freedom. In fact, frimdom is 30% more free than freedom, from the perspective of an oligarch, and why not take the perspective of an oligarch? In frimdom, we bring back slavery, so your boot strapping is much more effective, that the snap of it will propell you out of slavery and into prosperity - if you pull those bootstrap hard enough. Go get em, tiger!

    This is also leads to the evolution of trickle-down-economics, with the new pummel-down economics. By creating a flat, hardened base (may contain bonemeal), we create a solid foundation for a plump middle-class and a balloon shaped upper class to form an economic model that looks like the Hindenburg… oh the possibilities!

    We believe the combination of frimdom and pummel-down-economics (patent pending) will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity… well, prosperity for the rich anyways.