• TransplantedSconie
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    8 months ago

    Dude living in a dilapidated double-wide named Jessie:

    “HE COMING FER MA MONEY!”

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      After Jessie finishes talking about the evils of socialism as he collects his food stamps and unemployment benefits.

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        And drives on roads stops at stops signs to go to the VA to get his benefits and the stops by the post office to get his mom’s Social security check.

        :/

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            No, he “homeschools” his kids so they don’t get brainwashed by the liberal trans gay agenda and start using a litterbox instead of a toilet. Because we all know using litterboxes is peak endgame liberal socialisms top priority after a good social safety net and universal healthcare. Disgusting perverts!

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              it’s true every time i go to the local LGBT center they make me pee in the litter box to gain entry :(

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          That dude was never active duty. He totally would have punched the drill instructor for getting in his face.

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      It’s half that, it’s half the idea that they’re giving it to the coloreds and it’s not fair that anyone might get something that they’re not getting.

      Like, handouts and welfare etc are good as long as they’re getting it, and other tribes aren’t. If the Others get it instead, then it’s the worst thing ever.

      Like when Floridians complain about the federal government sending disaster relief to other states.

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          It works for literally everything in america

          “I recieved student loans/grants to pay for college, anyone help me out? no’”

          “I got a union job that pays my mortgage, anyone help me out? no.”

          “my parents took care of me as a child, anyone help me out? no.”

          “I went to school as a child, anyone help me out? no.”

          “I bought a car that I can drive on public roads, anyone help me out? no.”