ARLINGTON, VA—Lauding the grizzled figure who has a large scar running down his left cheek, Boeing has promoted a mysterious employee known only as “The Panther,” sources confirmed Thursday. “The entire Boeing family would like to extend a big congratulations to The Panther, who has recently proven that his loyalty to…
  • DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.worldEnglish
    53·
    7 months ago

    Only the Onion would write an article about the promotion of a corporate hitman/fixer after a Boeing whistleblower was just “suicided” IRL, and make it hilarious.

  • WarmSodaEnglish
    31·
    7 months ago

    I freaking thought " of course". Reality has gotten so stupid I didn’t even think for a second this was fake.

    • bobs_monkeyEnglish
      9·
      7 months ago

      Soon enough, Onion stories will start predicting the future

      • WarmSodaEnglish
        5·
        7 months ago

        I think they actually did a few years ago. I don’t remember the article, but it might have been one about Bush Jr

      • Retreaux@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        7 months ago

        I read the article they wrote like 15 years (or more) ago about the US sneaking out of Afghanistan in the middle of the night like a one-night stand. And then I read an article describing the actual occurrence when it happened and so many details were spot-on it was scary.

  • tsonfeirEnglish
    71·
    7 months ago

    Is he the one who killed John Barnett?

    • WarmSodaEnglish
      31·
      7 months ago

      Come on man. That’s obviously the joke.