Your options lack the freedom of choice aspect you’re advocating.
Because I don’t want people with guns to throw someone in a cage for having a li’l drinky-poo?
However, willingly walking into becoming a living hazard just to have a bit of fun is a choice only assholes you accuse me of being make every time they pick up a bottle.
I’m drinking right now and am neither an asshole nor a hazard.
I doubt you retain the mental capacity to realize whether you are in fact either of those.
Set up a camera before a drinking session, record yourself during and after it, then review your behavior when sober again.
Bonus points if it happens around other people.
Because I don’t want people with guns to throw someone in a cage for having a li’l drinky-poo?
I’m drinking right now and am neither an asshole nor a hazard.
I doubt you retain the mental capacity to realize whether you are in fact either of those.
Set up a camera before a drinking session, record yourself during and after it, then review your behavior when sober again.
Bonus points if it happens around other people.
I doubt …yer …face.